The kinds of social worker.
There are actually several kinds of perjuring social workers. There's "pom pom girl", with a pony tail, and who says "like" between every other word, and who really should be working at The Gap. Then there's Brewster, with 3 eyebrow rings, a quite gelded male, who is maybe even more clueless, and should be working at Starbucks. Then there is Cruella, the 40-something evil career social wrecker, who LOVES torturing children and small animals. They all act differently.
by Massachusetts lawyer Gregory A Hession.